Saturday, May 3, 2008

I was attacked today by something vile and dangerous.

Its method of attack is to lie-in-wait for unsuspecting prey and then to squeeze tighter and tighter until the victim can no longer breathe.

Really I am lucky to have survived. I fought hard though and in the end my attacker was left in a lifeless heap on the ground.

The problem is, I think there may be many more where that came from and unless I do something drastic I am in extreme danger of having the life squeezed out of me......




































17 comments:

Karey in OK said...

Let me in on your secret of taking off the pounds. I totally understand. However, I have never had that many pairs of jeans.

MrsJoeB said...

Kelley-email me about the flight you are coming back on. I have not purchase my tickets yet. Finances are tight. I have been cancelled from my extra job for 4 weekends now so I am holding off for the moment. I thought of you with my last post and I almost referenced you in it. Forgive me for not. That is what how we are to live-in His joy!!
Blessings!

In His Graces~Pamela
in.his.grace.@live.com

Lelia Chealey said...

LOL...you had me in suspense sister! That's hilarious. You are beautiful and I know you look great!
I LOVE THE NEW LOOK!!! You'll have to let me in on how you do all that. My look is so boring.
Loved talking with you today. Can't believe we're doing this!! Let's do dinner in KC beginning of June so our hubbies can meet & don't think we're crazy.

Young Creations said...

That was a great post. I know the feeling.
Have a great Sunday.
Lauren

Amy said...

I have also been attacked by the same type of vile and dangerous criminal.......I feel like I am in much danger myself.....Constantly.:)

luvmy4sons said...

Okay...too hilarious! I killed and put away my dangerous sufocaters a few years back...don't wear them any more! LOL! Best wishes on the whole ordeal!

Susan said...

You are so precious and so FUNNY!! I have these dangerous things all over too.

When you get MY age, elastic waist tops is the way to go!!

I'm FREE, FREE at last♥

SweetPea said...

Good post. I seriously thought you were going to reference an encounter with my most feared creature...sn_ _ kes. I can't even bare to type the whole word.

I've got those exact hangers with cardboard wraps.

Debbie said...

I am right there with you sister!!! I need to get off my hiney and exercise, but I went to a trainer and now my hip hurts..... what am I to do????

Debbie

Kristen said...

Oh my goodness... I cannot stop laughing!

Kim said...

You are SO funny!!!!! What a great post......you had me from the first line.....too funny.

:-)

Jamie said...

You are too funny! I'm right there with you...needing to do something drastic.
Hope your weekend has been a good one!

Rhonda said...

Oh my goodness!! I thought it was some spiritual attack and you were going to ask for prayer! Ha!

Obviously you are good at this - from reading the other posts. It seems you had us all!

Rhonda

KCAimee said...

LOL!! After packing on 5 of the pounds I worked so hard to lose, I can certainly relate to this post! Back to the elliptical and Weight Watchers for me!

Judy @ In His Grip said...

As I met a friend to run this morning I told her how the extra winter weight was kicking my behind making my enjoyable runs not so enjoyable. Love the post

Yolanda said...

Braces my friend, braces!

:0)

The pounds and fat are just shedding off.

Love ya,
Yolanda

Amy Wyatt said...

I'm just catching up on reading some blogs and I have to say I laughted out loud at this... and I needed the laugh. Thank you.